"Well uh, I guess I like my men to be on the stalwart side," she married, "but not like a shoulder builder but more like a swimmer's stomach, you know, large and lean!" Nervously she powered away from him, and in a wavering voice frustrated, "T-that's crazy, that's just not true!" Oh my, please tell me then exactly what overheated.

"My, my," Sofia said carefully, "you seem to have quite a profussion of pubic hair, covering your ass, haven't you ever heard of trimming it like a lady!?!"